THIS PAGE GOT THANOS-SNAPPED!

Yes, you’re right to be mad, this is where blog content should be! But it seems like I must’ve gotten distracted searching YouTube for Mountain Dew commercials from the late 90s and never got back around to finishing it.

Look. It happens to the best of us. So be a teammate and SMASH that back button and let’s pretend this never happened—then check back here in a bit.