THE THANKSGIVING SIDES FANTASY DRAFT SCOUTING REPORT
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THE THANKSGIVING SIDES FANTASY DRAFT SCOUTING REPORT

This year’s Thanksgiving Combine analyzes every side dish with unearned confidence: high-ceiling starches, scheme-dependent greens, locker-room glue rolls, and the volatile brilliance of cranberry sauce. A mock-sporting event disguised as cultural anthropology.

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