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THE BABBLE OF TOWER
BRO, SAY LESS!
WTF???
SOME OTHER S**T.
THE BABBLE OF TOWER
BRO, SAY LESS!
WTF???
SOME OTHER S**T.
BRO, SAY LESS!
WTF???
SOME OTHER S**T.
I Am Declaring Myself Optimized This New Year & You Cannot Stop Me
Platform Behavior Studies, Screen Logic, Personal User Experience, Second-Screen Reality Assessment, Residual Attention Analysis, Hark! From Atop The Tower Joe Tower 1/15/26 Platform Behavior Studies, Screen Logic, Personal User Experience, Second-Screen Reality Assessment, Residual Attention Analysis, Hark! From Atop The Tower Joe Tower 1/15/26

I Am Declaring Myself Optimized This New Year & You Cannot Stop Me

A mid-January list of 50 hyper-specific resolutions documenting a perfectly carved path to self-optimization, premature confidence, and completion by vibes.

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