I AM DECLARING MYSELF OPTIMIZED THIS NEW YEAR & YOU CANNOT STOP ME
A mid-January list of 50 hyper-specific resolutions documenting a perfectly carved path to self-optimization, premature confidence, and completion by vibes.
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (ANNOTATED FOR HYPER-AWARENESS)
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, which I immediately questioned as being hyperbole. A sleepless, annotated reconsideration of repetition, pop culture, and the quiet permission to stop optimizing the moment.